New Labour ‘Brexit Fudge’ unveiled
To mark Jeremy Corbyn’s wishy-washy policy on Brexit, a new Labour ‘Brexit Fudge’ has been launched.
The Labour ‘Brexit Fudge’, which will be handed to activists at the ‘People’s Vote’ march in London today, is expected to be a bittersweet reminder of Jeremy Corbyn’s party fudging their position on giving the people a final say on Brexit.
Labour ‘Brexit Fudge’ has been described as a soft, dense sweet handmade by the Labour leadership. The product will be on a limited release, exclusively for voters between now and March 29th 2019.
Liberal Democrat Brexit Spokesperson Tom Brake said:
“Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour leadership have defied us all with their ‘Brexit fudge’. Inspired by Willy Wonka himself, the Labour’s opposition to Brexit is just ‘pure imagination’.
“This ‘Brexit fudge’ will stick in the throat of most Labour voters. Given the damage Brexit will cause, Labour’s failure to oppose this Tory mess will be difficult to swallow.
“But for Brexiters, Chef Corbyn’s ‘Brexit fudge’ will have them salivating. It will make their Brexit dreams that much sweeter. Indeed, it will go well with a glass of Raab’s ‘Confusing Concoction’ and the Eton mess being served up by Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg.”
Mr Brake added: “While we know Corbyn likes a fudge, the number of Labour supporters marching for a People’s Vote should give him something else to chew on.”
“Liberal Democrats demand better. Only the Liberal Democrats are united in fighting Brexit and giving the people the final say, including the option to remain in the EU.”
The ‘factory’ for the new Labour ‘Brexit Fudge’ factory can be found inside Labour Party Head Office, 105 Victoria St, Westminster, London SW1E 6QT.
In a special reveal, ingredients for 1kg of ‘Brexit Fudge’ include:
400g of sugar-coated promises